STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
And then my night got REAL pukey
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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