I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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