Who did Billy Mays play for?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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