is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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