in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Are we still banned from the library?
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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