I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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