Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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