I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
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Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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