lets start a swedish sibling band together
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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