There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
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Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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