theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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