Got a toothbrush?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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