I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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