so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
My vagina is officially offended.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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