I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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