Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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