i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
how does that bad decision feel?
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