i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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