I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
