stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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