Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Let's paint friendship bongs
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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