My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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