when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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