your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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