If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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