Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Randomize
