angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
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