I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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