Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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