its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Enjoy the penises
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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