I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
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I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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