Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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