Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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