You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Randomize
