There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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