remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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