frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
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