school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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