Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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