Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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