I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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