love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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