There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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