He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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