I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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