It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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