The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i would punch a child for taco bell
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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