she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize
