the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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