You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
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We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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