If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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