There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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