are you still at the devil's house?
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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