i just had sex bonerless
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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