Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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