i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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