WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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